In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates.
Only those few that stick to the strict regiment of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved during their college years.
So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological edge, we must not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars. Quaff that pint
Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be!
sampung utos ng maglalasing
1. Huwag MAKULIT habang umiinom.
2. Huwag MATAKAW sa pulutan.
3. Huwag PATAGALIN ang BASO at mayroong naghihintay.
4. Huwag lang uminom nang uminom kailangang BUMILI ka rin.
5. Uminom ng diretso sa TIYAN at huwag sa ULO.
6. Huwag biglang MAWAWALA sa inuman. MAGPAALAM kung uuwi na.
7. Magtira ng PANGLAKAD kahit hinlalaki ng paa.
8. Huwag MATUTULOG habang umiinom.
9. Siguraduhing sa BAHAY ang UWI kung lasing na.
10. Huwag MATAKOT sa ASAWA o syota.
